emonerdcorp:
guminudli:
A stack of Old Norse flashcards. I hope these are Viking zombies and we can have a sophisticated conversation about boats and cheese. Or I could hit them on the head with the shelf those are on and/or the encyclopedias that it also contains farther back. (I’ve eliminated the ten thousand nested blockquotes, but I think you should browse the notes for endless hilarity.)
(via notveryinteresting)
My new wooden chair? But I like it the way it is.
(via notveryinteresting-deactivated2)
i got my transformers slurpee cup from ‘09. :|
balboa:
g33kgasm:
the-vizz:
i’m still pissed that keanu is playing spike =_=
(via pepiberto)
Wait What?! This is a actually happening?! Oh What the good god fuck, Selma Blair as Faye?! Keanu as Spike, What the fuck?!
Keanu can do it.
ah ha, i don’t believe this.
hidekiryuga:
Hooray?: World’s Oldest Sex Toy Discovered
Scientists believe they have found the world’s oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis.
A spokesman for the University of Tubingen where the prehistoric tool is being studied added that when it was not being used as a sex aid - the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.
The eight-inch stone penis has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints - and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy.
stone age? more like the bone age.
