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fmylife: Today, while having sex, my girlfriend answered a phone call from her mom. She proceeded to have a short conversation while I was still inside her. FML  i just shuddered.
May 10th
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fmylife: Today, I went to the cardiologist because I’ve been feeling terribly ill for weeks. A few of the tests she had to run required me to remove my shirt. On the day she had two dozen medical students following her, mostly male. Fabulous. FML i would have all given them a wink. ;D 
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the part above my knee won't stop twitching
i read somewhere today that heidi montag scheduled her next breast enlargement.
May 6th
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what was the last thing to go through kurt cobains...
tchaikovsky: overcastxelisa: please have some fucking respect. and think again before you make offensive jokes. you never know how many kids on tumblr you’ll piss off. WOW YEAH i’ve totally learned my lesson i’ll never make a joke on tumblr again offensive jokes oh no i’ve pissed off someone on tumblr i dont even fucking know or care about WOE IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk (via...
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Listenfalulatonks: coffeeandbooksstat: ...
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rule 34 tuba.
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May 2nd
tchaikovsky: the only urban outfitters near me is all the way in dallas near smu LOL NO i’ve been to that one, almost got into a fight with some fucking hipsters lurking outside the store. 
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April 2010
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they call me turbo dick.
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haven't eaten anything all day, so now it's...
i’m vaguely hungry and i’m looking at pictures of food online…i’m too lazy to eat right now.
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Marble Hornets? →
hidekiryuga: Confused? WATCH! FOLLOW! LEARN! it was good at first and after episode 7 or 10 (i forgot), it started to horribly suck.  i think it was episode 3 when they were doing that interview in the car and his buddy moved his head…that was the part that freaked me the fuck out. 
Apr 19th
I KNOW A GHOST.: Once, there was a boy who loved... →
He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out… i fucking love /x/ 
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